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write_in_red ([personal profile] write_in_red) wrote2010-12-15 11:09 pm

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] catwalksalone a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I gave [livejournal.com profile] masterlist415 a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I gave [livejournal.com profile] nocturniquette1 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (356 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
write_in_red

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[identity profile] tattoo-kink.livejournal.com 2010-12-16 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
LOL

Our stupid filter at work blocks it. It seems I have to wait until I got home to find out what a naughty girl I was/am. *gigglesnort*

[identity profile] tattoo-kink.livejournal.com 2010-12-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November [livejournal.com profile] flora2y5 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] dreamlittleyo's purse (30 points). In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] write_in_red in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1432 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
tattoo_kink

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SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?! *ggg*